2009 MTV Movie Awards Winners

By Peter Sciretta/May 31, 2009 8:00 pm EST

There are a lot of Award shows in Hollywood. Some of them are serious presentations, awarding accomplishment and talent: the Academy Awards, the Golden Globes..etc. Other award shows are nothing more than pure spectacle. The MTV Movie Awards falls into the latter category. Every year we post the award winners, and every year we complain about how some tween heartthrob, this year – Zac Efron, beats out some insanely talented actor, this year Robert Downey Jr, for Best Male Performance. Or how Twilight beat out both The Dark Knight and Slumdog Millionaire to win Best Movie.

But truth is, we love to bitch about the MTV Movie Awards, which explains why I’m posting these results. It’s certainly not that we give credence to this list of winners. Any award show which gives out five statues to Twilight can’t be taken seriously. So leave your comments below. Be smart, clever, funny, and biting. BEST MOVIE (voting stays live throughout the 2009 Movie Awards ceremony)

Twilight The Dark Knight High School Musical 3: Senior Year Iron Man Slumdog Millionaire BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE

Angelina Jolie – Wanted Anne Hathaway – Bride Wars Kate Winslet – The Reader Kristen Stewart – Twilight Taraji P. Henson – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button BEST MALE PERFORMANCE

Christian Bale – The Dark Knight Robert Downey Jr. – Iron Man Shia LaBeouf – Eagle Eye Vin Diesel – Fast & Furious Zac Efron – High School Musical 3: Senior Year BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE FEMALE

Amanda Seyfried – Mamma Mia! Ashley Tisdale – High School Musical 3: Senior Year Freida Pinto – Slumdog Millionaire Miley Cyrus – Hannah Montana: The Movie Vanessa Hudgens – High School Musical 3: Senior Year Kat Dennings – Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE MALE

Robert Pattinson – Twilight Taylor Lautner – Twilight Ben Barnes – The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian Dev Patel – Slumdog Millionaire Bobb’e J. Thompson – Role Models BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE

Amy Poehler – Baby Mama Anna Faris – The House Bunny James Franco – Pineapple Express Jim Carrey – Yes Man Steve Carell – Get Smart BEST VILLAIN

Derek Mears – Friday The 13th Dwayne Johnson – Get Smart Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight Johnathon Schaech – Prom Night Luke Goss – Hellboy II: The Golden Army BEST FIGHT

Anne Hathaway vs. Kate Hudson – Bride Wars Christian Bale vs. Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight Ron Perlman vs. Luke Goss – Hellboy II: The Golden Army Robert Pattinson vs. Cam Gigandet – Twilight Seth Rogen and James Franco vs. Danny McBride – Pineapple Express BEST KISS

Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy – Wanted Freida Pinto and Dev Patel – Slumdog Millionaire James Franco and Sean Penn – Milk Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson – Twilight Paul Rudd and Thomas Lennon – I Love You, Man Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron – High School Musical 3: Senior Year BEST WTF MOMENT (New Category)

Amy Poehler – Baby Mama, Peeing In the Sink Angelina Jolie – Wanted, Curved Bullet Kill Ayush Mahesh Khedekar – Slumdog Millionaire, Jumping in the Poop Shed Ben Stiller – Tropic Thunder, Tasting the Decapitated Head Jason Segel and Kristen Bell – Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Naked Break-Up BEST SONG FROM A MOVIE (New Category)

“Jai Ho” – AR Raham, Slumdog Millionaire “The Wrestler” – Bruce Springsteen, The Wrestler “The Climb” – Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie “Decode” – Paramore, Twilight

2009 MTV Movie Awards Winners

By Peter Sciretta/May 31, 2009 8:00 pm EST

There are a lot of Award shows in Hollywood. Some of them are serious presentations, awarding accomplishment and talent: the Academy Awards, the Golden Globes..etc. Other award shows are nothing more than pure spectacle. The MTV Movie Awards falls into the latter category. Every year we post the award winners, and every year we complain about how some tween heartthrob, this year – Zac Efron, beats out some insanely talented actor, this year Robert Downey Jr, for Best Male Performance. Or how Twilight beat out both The Dark Knight and Slumdog Millionaire to win Best Movie.

But truth is, we love to bitch about the MTV Movie Awards, which explains why I’m posting these results. It’s certainly not that we give credence to this list of winners. Any award show which gives out five statues to Twilight can’t be taken seriously. So leave your comments below. Be smart, clever, funny, and biting. BEST MOVIE (voting stays live throughout the 2009 Movie Awards ceremony)

Twilight The Dark Knight High School Musical 3: Senior Year Iron Man Slumdog Millionaire BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE

Angelina Jolie – Wanted Anne Hathaway – Bride Wars Kate Winslet – The Reader Kristen Stewart – Twilight Taraji P. Henson – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button BEST MALE PERFORMANCE

Christian Bale – The Dark Knight Robert Downey Jr. – Iron Man Shia LaBeouf – Eagle Eye Vin Diesel – Fast & Furious Zac Efron – High School Musical 3: Senior Year BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE FEMALE

Amanda Seyfried – Mamma Mia! Ashley Tisdale – High School Musical 3: Senior Year Freida Pinto – Slumdog Millionaire Miley Cyrus – Hannah Montana: The Movie Vanessa Hudgens – High School Musical 3: Senior Year Kat Dennings – Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE MALE

Robert Pattinson – Twilight Taylor Lautner – Twilight Ben Barnes – The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian Dev Patel – Slumdog Millionaire Bobb’e J. Thompson – Role Models BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE

Amy Poehler – Baby Mama Anna Faris – The House Bunny James Franco – Pineapple Express Jim Carrey – Yes Man Steve Carell – Get Smart BEST VILLAIN

Derek Mears – Friday The 13th Dwayne Johnson – Get Smart Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight Johnathon Schaech – Prom Night Luke Goss – Hellboy II: The Golden Army BEST FIGHT

Anne Hathaway vs. Kate Hudson – Bride Wars Christian Bale vs. Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight Ron Perlman vs. Luke Goss – Hellboy II: The Golden Army Robert Pattinson vs. Cam Gigandet – Twilight Seth Rogen and James Franco vs. Danny McBride – Pineapple Express BEST KISS

Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy – Wanted Freida Pinto and Dev Patel – Slumdog Millionaire James Franco and Sean Penn – Milk Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson – Twilight Paul Rudd and Thomas Lennon – I Love You, Man Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron – High School Musical 3: Senior Year BEST WTF MOMENT (New Category)

Amy Poehler – Baby Mama, Peeing In the Sink Angelina Jolie – Wanted, Curved Bullet Kill Ayush Mahesh Khedekar – Slumdog Millionaire, Jumping in the Poop Shed Ben Stiller – Tropic Thunder, Tasting the Decapitated Head Jason Segel and Kristen Bell – Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Naked Break-Up BEST SONG FROM A MOVIE (New Category)

“Jai Ho” – AR Raham, Slumdog Millionaire “The Wrestler” – Bruce Springsteen, The Wrestler “The Climb” – Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie “Decode” – Paramore, Twilight

But truth is, we love to bitch about the MTV Movie Awards, which explains why I’m posting these results. It’s certainly not that we give credence to this list of winners. Any award show which gives out five statues to Twilight can’t be taken seriously. So leave your comments below. Be smart, clever, funny, and biting.

BEST MOVIE (voting stays live throughout the 2009 Movie Awards ceremony)

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE FEMALE

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE MALE

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE

BEST VILLAIN

BEST FIGHT

BEST KISS

BEST WTF MOMENT (New Category)

BEST SONG FROM A MOVIE (New Category)