Fan Created Goonies Musical
By Peter Sciretta/Jan. 4, 2010 4:00 am EST
Oh, and that what-do-they-look-like-now cast reunion photo above is from Empire Magazine’s 20th Birthday Issue last year.
Sloth’s Song:
Oh no, this isnt what I wanted at all
Chained up here against the wall
Oh no, this isnt what I wanted to be
A model of repugnancy
Is this all that is meant for me?
Oh.No.
I used to have crazy dreams
This isnt what its supposed to be
Darkness is all that I see and I wanna be free
Yeah I wanna be, wanna be free
Im just a little boy lost
A deformed man they call Sloth
Someone please cut these chains
I just want to be the same
As everyone I see
Talkin to me on the TV
Oh mama, why dont you love me?
Is it just that Im too ugly?
What do you see when you look at me
Look at me, go on and look at me.
Taking It Back:
BRIDGE1:
I take back all the words I said
All fairy tales are dead
Lets start all over again
These childish games are done
Im not havin that much fun
What can I do?
CHORUS
Im takin it back
Once and for all
You might see tears in my eyes
But youll never see them fall
It didnt come true
This dreamin got me nowhere
Now Im stuck down here with you
And sure us guys wanted to save the day
Keep our homes
Thats wishful thinking
Its my own fault for thinking coins were dreams,
How could I know?
You shouldve told me
BRIDGE2:
Life aint no wishin well
Theres no way you can tell
Where this path will lead us
And maybe theres no treasure
No pot of gold to find
So I dont know about you
(Slash solo)
Stuck down here with you
Im takin it.back.
Piano Lessons:
BRAND
Here we are now, playing songs with bones.
DATA
Hurry theyre coming!
STEF
It cant end here, so much left to do
MIKEY
Were not gonna die here!
ANNIE
Ihavent done this kinda thing in years
I dont know how it all will turn out
Like Piano Lessons
MOUTH
Were surrounded, annie dont you fail
(aside) shes gonna kill us!
Just ignore him, we know that youll pull through!
BRANDON
Dont you worry Ill be right by your side
Keep on playing your fatal lullaby
When its over well laugh to kill the time
Good job, Annie; now youve opened the door
Not all the way though
Weve got mobsters, and theres holes in the floor
But we can still make it!
Lifeshouldnt hinge on just one note
When theres so many wrong ones to play
Youve remembered lessons from long ago
I can see light now!
One more measure and well get to the gold
Tubes:
Were goin down
Tubes, Tubes, Tubes
Theres a pirate ship.
Theres a pirate ship
Theres a pirate ship around the bend
And I dont know if this tube will end
But as long as youre sliding with me
Im as happy as anyone could be
Goin down
Hold my hand, just go with the flow
Life is short, its over before you know
So lay back, and enjoy our slippery slope
Scream your head off, and dont you let go
Were Goin Down
Theres a pirate ship!
