Rocky II, III, IV Decisions Overturned After Stallone Caught With Performance-Enhancing Drugs

By Peter Sciretta/June 14, 2007 6:25 pm EST

The Onion, American’s Finest News Source, is reporting that Rocky II, III, IV Decisions Overturned After Stallone Caught With Performance-Enhancing Drugs. According to the satire sheet: In the wake of last month’s shocking revelation that actor Sylvester Stallone had been caught with the illegal human growth hormone Jintropin at an Australian airport, the World Boxing Association, in a joint decision with the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and the Screen Actors Guild, has overturned the uplifting, feel-good endings of Rocky II, III, and IV, sources said Monday. Now That’s Funny. Read the whole hilarious article at TheOnion.com.

Rocky II, III, IV Decisions Overturned After Stallone Caught With Performance-Enhancing Drugs

By Peter Sciretta/June 14, 2007 6:25 pm EST

The Onion, American’s Finest News Source, is reporting that Rocky II, III, IV Decisions Overturned After Stallone Caught With Performance-Enhancing Drugs. According to the satire sheet: In the wake of last month’s shocking revelation that actor Sylvester Stallone had been caught with the illegal human growth hormone Jintropin at an Australian airport, the World Boxing Association, in a joint decision with the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and the Screen Actors Guild, has overturned the uplifting, feel-good endings of Rocky II, III, and IV, sources said Monday. Now That’s Funny. Read the whole hilarious article at TheOnion.com.

Now That’s Funny. Read the whole hilarious article at TheOnion.com.