Sarah Michelle Gellar Sings “Teen Horniness Is Not A Crime”
By Peter Sciretta/Nov. 29, 2007 4:46 pm EST
I must pick up the Southland Tales soundtrack. It contains more than a few great tunes, much in line with director Richard Kelly’s debut film Donnie Darko. The soundtrack also includes character Krysta Now’s first single “Teen Horniness is Not a Crime”, a satirical take on the bubble gum pop songs of Britney Spears era. In the movie, Sarah Michelle Gellar plays porn star Krysta Now, who also hosts a “View”-like talk show, her own energy drink, and an upcoming pop music career.
And you can now listen to the song in MP3 format over on Zeon’s Music blog. The lyrics are available after the jump. Teen horniness is not a crime Keep an open heart and an open mind Cause these statistics do not lie Just ask those nerds who shot up Columbine They weren’t gettin’ laid No They weren’t getting’ laid So Teen horniness is a state of mind Not a sin but a natural urge You gotta purge Gotta splurge While you still can Birth control Condoms The morning after pill It’s your stupid legislation In an overcrowded nation Now you acting crazy Cause a zygote ain’t no baby via: The Movie Blog
Sarah Michelle Gellar Sings “Teen Horniness Is Not A Crime”
By Peter Sciretta/Nov. 29, 2007 4:46 pm EST
I must pick up the Southland Tales soundtrack. It contains more than a few great tunes, much in line with director Richard Kelly’s debut film Donnie Darko. The soundtrack also includes character Krysta Now’s first single “Teen Horniness is Not a Crime”, a satirical take on the bubble gum pop songs of Britney Spears era. In the movie, Sarah Michelle Gellar plays porn star Krysta Now, who also hosts a “View”-like talk show, her own energy drink, and an upcoming pop music career.
And you can now listen to the song in MP3 format over on Zeon’s Music blog. The lyrics are available after the jump. Teen horniness is not a crime Keep an open heart and an open mind Cause these statistics do not lie Just ask those nerds who shot up Columbine They weren’t gettin’ laid No They weren’t getting’ laid So Teen horniness is a state of mind Not a sin but a natural urge You gotta purge Gotta splurge While you still can Birth control Condoms The morning after pill It’s your stupid legislation In an overcrowded nation Now you acting crazy Cause a zygote ain’t no baby via: The Movie Blog
And you can now listen to the song in MP3 format over on Zeon’s Music blog. The lyrics are available after the jump.
Teen horniness is not a crime
Keep an open heart and an open mind
Cause these statistics do not lie
Just ask those nerds who shot up Columbine
They weren’t gettin’ laid
No
They weren’t getting’ laid
So
Teen horniness is a state of mind
Not a sin but a natural urge
You gotta purge
Gotta splurge
While you still can
Birth control
Condoms
The morning after pill
It’s your stupid legislation
In an overcrowded nation
Now you acting crazy
Cause a zygote ain’t no baby
via: The Movie Blog
