Votd Jason Segel Performs Song With Once Musicans The Swell Season

VOTD: Jason Segel Performs Song With Once Musicans The Swell Season

By Peter Sciretta/Nov. 20, 2009 3:30 am EST

Jason Segel (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) joined The Swell Season, Irish musician Glen Hansard and Czech singer and pianist Markéta Irglová (you know, the musical artists from the indie musical Once) on stage at The Wiltern in Los Angeles on November 18th, 2009. Segel joked that the movie Once beat out the Dracula Love song from Forgetting Sarah Marshall at the Academy Awards due to Hollywood “politics.”

Segel performed a song which involved asking college girls in the audience, interested in having sex with him, to call a phone number – 315-329-6673. And yes, it is a real number. Women who call the number are given an email address to contact him (helptronics@gamil.com). Apparently Segel performed the same song, with few lyrics changed, at a Maroon 5 concert earlier this month. Watch a video of the performance after the jump. Here are the lyrics from the New York performance of the song: It don’t take long for this old man to form a habit and I know some of the things I do, they just ain’t right So tell me would it be wrong for me to use my celebrity status to make love to a college girl tonight 1-315-329-6673

But only call it if you need me 315-329-6673 But only call it if you need me 315-329-6673 But only call it if you need me Now I know you’re charmed by my lovely on screen persona yes sweet and humble that’s always been my carreer But wouldn’t it be a shame for you to miss this one time offer to make love to Jason Segel freshman year Please don’t be scared if you’ve got bicurious feelings I promise baby I won’t ever tell So bring a friend to my swanky Manhattan hotel room I’ll be me, you can be Mila Kunis and Kristin Bell Remember when I was in that show Freaks and Geeks Well there were no special effects No, no special effects So if you thought I was sweet well yeah I’m really that sweet Remember when I showed my penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall Well there were no special effects No, no special effects So if you liked what you saw well that’s really what I’m working with 1-315-329-6673 But only call it if you need me 315-329-6673 But only call if you’re disease free 315-329-6673 But only call it if you need me Remember when I showed my penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall Well there were no special effects No, no special effects So if you thought it was small if you thought it was small well then your boyfriend is probably not white.

VOTD: Jason Segel Performs Song With Once Musicans The Swell Season

By Peter Sciretta/Nov. 20, 2009 3:30 am EST

Here are the lyrics from the New York performance of the song:

It don’t take long

for this old man to form a habit

and I know some of the things I do, they just ain’t right

So tell me would it be wrong

for me to use my celebrity status

to make love to a college girl tonight

1-315-329-6673

But only call it if you need me

315-329-6673

Now I know you’re charmed

by my lovely on screen persona

yes sweet and humble that’s always been my carreer

But wouldn’t it be a shame

for you to miss this one time offer

to make love to Jason Segel freshman year

Please don’t be scared

if you’ve got bicurious feelings

I promise baby I won’t ever tell

So bring a friend

to my swanky Manhattan hotel room

I’ll be me, you can be Mila Kunis and Kristin Bell

Remember when I was in that show

Freaks and Geeks

Well there were no special effects

No, no special effects

So if you thought I was sweet

well yeah I’m really that sweet

Remember when I showed my penis in

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

So if you liked what you saw

well that’s really what I’m working with

But only call if you’re disease free

So if you thought it was small

if you thought it was small

well then your boyfriend

is probably

not white.